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Delivery and return
Delivery and return
| Standard Delivery (Signed for) | Delivered within 3-5 working days |
| Express Delivery (Standard Parcels) | Delivered within 1-2 working days |
| Extra-Large Parcels (Signed for) | Delivered within 3-5 working days |
| Furniture | Delivery usually takes place within 2 weeks. |
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Free Shipping
Decor Outdoor offers free regular shipping on all orders shipped to residential or commercial addresses within the contiguous United States. Orders are delivered Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).Drop Shipping
We are an online-only luxury furniture and lighting boutique, and do not have a warehouse. Consequently, all orders are drop shipped directly from our manufacturers to your door. If your order includes items from more than one manufacturer, you will receive multiple deliveries. Because we are dependent on the on-hand inventory of our manufacturing partners, some items listed on our site may not actually be available right away. Please call us at 888.784.4644 or via our contact form with any stocking questions and we'll get in touch with the appropriate manufacturer for answers, before you place your order.Ground Shipping
Small parcel items ship regular ground via delivery services such as FedEx, UPS or DHL. Orders typically take 2-3 business days to process and in-stock items will usually be delivered 3-5 days from the date that they ship (depending on origin and destination). If there is a delay, you will be notified by email. No signature is required for standard ground shipping, so you may want to make arrangements to have packages brought inside soon after delivery, if you are unable to receive it in person.Composition and care
Composition and care
We speak a lot about the importance of gut health—not only for beauty—but also in terms of our overall health, wellbeing and immunity. But before we can fully understand why the gut is so integral to our health, it’s first essential to learn more about the physiology of the gut itself—and how it works.
Description
Everyone knows that there are seven kinds of food. All of the fine people on this planet agree that the most gratifying thing a body can put in his or her mouth at any given time is one of the “Seven Delicious Foods.” Occasionally you might hear of a dissenting opinion on this matter, some befuddled “reader of books” arguing for a “well-balanced” or even” sensible” menu, if you can imagine, but just look at how utterly crackers those words look when written together. What’s next? “Aerobic exercise”? Preposterous. Of the legendary Seven (bacon, eggs, pancakes, scotch eggs, fish & chips, beef, and steak), one food stands head and shoulders above the rest, and that of course is steak: the ultimate food. The Cream of the Cow. Figuratively speaking of course, since cows also produce literal cream.
Furthermore, all agree that the ideal mouthfeel of steak is approximately medium-rare, with a well-seared, flavorsome crust, and one of the best ways to possibly improve this gustatory delight is by washing it down with the ideal dram of Lagavulin 11 Year that we have curated specifically for this task. We collected charismatic casks of American White Oak, with a few European Oak thrown in for culture, all of which had previously held either scotch or wine. The cask interiors were shaved down and then heavily re-charred before we filled them with our golden 11 – year single malt whisky for maturation.
The result, which you very, fortunately, hold in your enviable grip even now, is sheer alchemy. It suggests some peat, chocolate, and treacle on the nose, with a hint of red berry and a creaminess that just waves hello in passing. The berry notes, however, pull up a chair in the mouth, complemented by pungent, peaty, woody, and spicy tones on the palate, inferring a pleasing chocolaty sensibility. One could argue that the glowing, lingering, spicy, and simply sensational finish is precisely the pinnacle of what human evolution was leading up to this entire time. It’s like a mouthful of Scottish poetry, pairing superbly with the steak, obviously, but I aver you’ll find it just as pleasing with any of the Seven Delicious foods.
– Nick Offerman
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